Funny Good Morning Quotes

“What irritates me most of all about these morning people is their horribly good temper, as if they have been […]

“Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or

“Morning will come, it has no choice.” — Marty Rubin

“There are two ways of waking up in the morning. One is to say, ‘Good morning, God,’ and the other

“Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.” — Glen Cook

“Good morning is a contradiction of terms.” — Jim Davis

“True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.” —

“Be the person that when your feet touch the floor in the morning the devil says, ‘Awe sh*t, they’re up.’”

“The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not

“Now that your eyes are open, make the sun jealous with your burning passion to start the day. Make the

“Today’s goals: Coffee and kindness. Maybe two coffees, and then kindness.” — Nanea Hoffman

“I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page.

“Dracula is a morning person compared to me.” ― Kim Dallmeier

“The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.” — Dorothy Parker

“When I wake up in the morning, I feel like a billionaire without paying taxes.” — Ernie Banks

“I like freedom. I wake up in the morning and say, ‘I don’t know, should I have a popsicle or

“Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon.” — Tony