Funny motivational quotes

“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” —Lily Tomlin

“Life is like a sewer … what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.” —Tom

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” —Winnie the Pooh

“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” —Oscar Wilde

“Work until your bank account looks like a phone number.” —Unknown

“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing—that’s why we recommend it daily.” —Zig Ziglar

“Be a positive energy trampoline—absorb what you need and rebound more back.” —Dave Carolan

“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time.” —Joe